I think my father might be gay...

Is it normal for your dad to tell you that you really need a haircut (not because you're a bloke with long hair, but because you're a girl who's been too skint for the last 6 months to go see a hairdresser)?
And to call you up just to chat (in the middle of a week-day, while you're at work)?
And to gossip about you to your friends?
Who's your daddy?